Mr Qwackers

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relahvant:

do you ever have those people that just annoy you so much and you don’t even know why but they just infuriate you

(via sorry)

gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

(via too-many-teenagers)

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

(via fake-mermaid)

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

(Source: pancakessexual, via fake-mermaid)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

(Source: averagefairy, via sorry)